by Lauren Markowitz March 08, 2008
- of or pertainiing to Fifty-five
-the number coming between fifty- five and sixty-five
-a very fucked up number
-a red neck slang
-the number coming between fifty- five and sixty-five
-a very fucked up number
-a red neck slang
by Spacewiz May 17, 2010
The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.
by Granfunk July 21, 2020
A book by Kurt Vonnegut where this guy named Billy Pilgrim gets absolutely shit on during World War 1, the '60s, and the future all at the same time. During World War 1 Billy over here pissed off this guy named Roland Weary who died on his way to some concentration camps but Roland over here wanted blood so he got this guy named Paul Lazarro to fry his ass. Lazarro does it but he takes his sweet ass time doing it, finally getting around to it in the '70s. In the '60s Billy lives as an optometrist who has a huge wife. Like TLC My 600 Pound Life level weight on that person. She also had the IQ of a lukewarm potato. She got in a car accident on her way to meet Billy in the hospital and her muffler fell off and she died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the parking lot. What a dumbass. In the future, Billy gets abducted by aliens. They aren't the Aliens type of aliens and instead of forcing Billy to give the most aggressive blowjob ever, they hook him up. This Montana Wildhack that they have for him must be some repayment for his fatass wife because she was fine. One thing leads to another and they fuck. The creepy-ass, spider fucked a plunger-looking Tralfamadorians decided to enjoy the show. Then some other shit happens and then Billy dies. So it goes.
by FunLitDefinitions March 09, 2021
Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
by Big Simms April 27, 2006
When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces
Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.
The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master
by regretsword December 17, 2020
Guy one: *Puts hand in the air* High five me!
Guy two: *Goes to high five*
Guy three: *Gets there first* Ha! Ninja Five!!
*Guy two looks like a loser*
Guy two: *Goes to high five*
Guy three: *Gets there first* Ha! Ninja Five!!
*Guy two looks like a loser*
by realpaintheory November 12, 2008