drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

by luciferous March 30, 2015

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

bobby drunk

adjective
1. in a state of intoxication caused by an inhumanly excessive consumption of alcohol, usually by drinking an unreasonable amount of alcoholic beverages, (usually followed by, with, or on) feelings of elation, boldness, and in general being a badass. This state of mind usually leads to embarrassing karaoke, hitting on women with boyfriends or who are drug addicts, and may result in fist fights or getting shot/stabbed.

"Dude you got so 'bobby drunk' last night that we almost got jumped by three huge guys because one of their drug addict girlfriends liked talking to you."

by socrates26 March 8, 2013

piggybank drunk

a drunk obtained from purchasing the cheapest beer or liquor on the shelf, usually purchased with all change.

I found three dollars in change under the bed. let's get our piggybank drunk on.

by wezul January 14, 2011

drunked-out

The stage in night of drinking, where you cannot drink anymore. Like passed-out, but your eyes are open.

It was a little boring that my friend drunked-out around 11:30; we had to get a cab and call it a night before 2am.

by direhawk December 23, 2012

face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.

You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.

by k_elie September 6, 2015

Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

by 99problemz November 4, 2011