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dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020
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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013
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Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021
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