Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

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July, 21 is national Make out day

Grab your bf or gf and start making out with each other.

Bf: grabs his gf and make out

Gf what are you doing

Bf it’s July, 21 is national Make out day

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International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November)

A day where everyone has to have sex with a Latino!

-Hey girl you it’s the 21st right
-Yeah I know I called Juanito up he’s coming to my place tonight
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October 21 National make out with your ex day

October 21 National Make it with your ex day it is your chance to kiss hir or him

October 21 National make out with your ex day

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.

Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

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