69

69 is the sex number. 69% of the world thinks dirty thoughts.

If you are dirty minded you will understand this joke.
My teacher asked me what came after 69.
I said mouthwash.

by 69er_10,000 March 10, 2021

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Brunswick 69

The Brunswick 69 is a 1920's era manoeuvre which consist of a cleveland steamer, performed upside down with a reverse blumpkin. Gravity forces the blumpker onto the be-seated jobee and allows a wiggling motion to create the steamer, left to right like poo on a windscreen wiper.

Named after the 20's song 'The Brunswick 69' about these sexual gymnastics:

~I'll be seeing you from the top, as I cream you off a crop, dancing gayly left to ride, my fair lady, won't you ride,

The Brunswick sixty-niiiiiine~

by MikeeTeevee July 25, 2013

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69

A number that was never funny to begin with, despite what some immature, dirty-minded losers think. In reality, it needs to be seen as the number after 68 and the number before 70.

Hey, you see those people over there? They are extremely immature dirty-minded morons that believes the 69 is a funny number because the internet wants them to know what they think is the true meaning of it, rather than what it is was supposed to mean in the first place, which would be the number after 68 and the number before 70.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 10, 2021

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