Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
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Outside Dog

An outside dog refers to a person who exhibits behavior of having lived, usually for a number of years, outside. This term usually refers to tramps, vagrants or the homeless. Some of these behaviors might include being a loner, wearing more clothes than others might, evading public scrutiny, sleeping on the floor rather than in a bed or being disheveled or unshaven.
“That wool coat is a dead give-away that he’s an outside dog.”
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Dog

Dog: an animal that on most cases is kept Like an pet. The word can be used on many ways Like:
1.person:Hey Mike i think i saw your dog

2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place
by Sexoffender2. August 30, 2021
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Mad Dog

A mysterious entity existing for countless millennia. First depicted as the Egyptian god Anubis, the Mad Dog has been mentioned in countless texts from around the globe spanning centuries. He is described as having almost god like powers. It is unknown if the Mad Dog is still among us but it is speculated in recent years he will bring upon the end of the world.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Mad Dog?

Person 2: You mean the god like figure?

Person 1: Yarp.
by KryptTombtroll March 14, 2021
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Shaggy Dog Story

Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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