welcome home shit

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

by nunamaker April 3, 2015

John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

by bripgilb March 21, 2017

Own your shit

Take responsibility of your actions

Own your shit and admit your wrong doing

by Jewelsbyjulie July 1, 2020

Shitting Cock-to-cock

Extremely crowded or busy.

Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"

Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "

by bill138 January 24, 2011

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

stinky shit hole

someone that does not wipe there ass and farts in your face!

You have a stinky shit hole!

by your daddy biatch May 25, 2009

Hit the shit bricks

A phrase used to indicate that you're heading to bed. The origin of this saying is unclear as it makes no sense whatsoever.

"Aight fellas, it's time for me to hit the shit bricks."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by NotRednas January 2, 2022