slap-face

When a man and women slap their faces together and make out.
Tiffany sat in the back of the movie theatre to slap-face with Nathan.
by slapman9 March 10, 2022
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face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.
there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.
by brimith June 14, 2007
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minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."
by SarahADowney March 30, 2021
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high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?
by JRizzle2016 February 05, 2020
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out the face

When some one is extremely drunk and/or high. Usually used in the past tense.
It's not like she remembers, she was out the face last night.
by miss. rotten November 10, 2006
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yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest
Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...
by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009
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Say it to my face :)

Wow honey you said you didn’t like me behind my back good for you! 🥳 🏅
by Your dick stank1234 April 07, 2020
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