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cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016
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Face palming

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
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RBF - Resting Bass Face

Resting Bass Face is super similar to a resting b*tch face! We’ve all seen an RBF in our lifetime.
“Dude that girl had an RBF!” - @HippieFl1p

More like a RBF - Resting Bass Face!” - @FriskyHug
by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022
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Resting Drake Face

Resting Drake Face is when someone's resting face is quite silly, Resembling Drake or even Justin Bieber.
Person 1 (Adam): What's up with Sarah's Face? She looks fucking goofy

Person 2 (Marty): Oh Sarah has Resting Drake Face, Don't be rude
by Secco's Lover November 8, 2022
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Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.
I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
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Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"
by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021
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face cocoon

A bomb ass scarf which makes you feel safe and secure
Gabu: "nice scarf"
Quaid: "BITCH this is my face cocoon!"
by 1234(32433 January 13, 2017
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