Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

Cock mongrel

Maicy Rasmus

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel

by Resident rump May 17, 2023

cock

someones penis and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING THIS?!

this guys cock is huge i like it.

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022

Chocolate cock fuck

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it

Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

by Gavin j May 28, 2021

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020