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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour
Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.
by Anjorific January 13, 2025
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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bitchy face disorder

homeboy1 “oh look , it’s regina”
homeboy2 “yeah she always has a bitchy face on , she must have bitchy face disorder
by vxncent October 16, 2019
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UR FACE

It is the front of your head. it includes your mouth and nose. DO NOT FORGET EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is also LOL 10. How cool!
UR FACE WAS DA BEST LOLOLOLOL.
by Cidroclaw October 21, 2019
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That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward
Friend: “ Want to take a picture?”
You: sure

Weird moment of silence: ...
You and that face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗
by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019
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That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward
Friend: “hey, wanna take a picture

You: “sure”
Awkward moment of silence: ...

That face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗
by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019
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