"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

by Barracuda mom June 16, 2018

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by Bingo690 August 1, 2022

Me: Anyone see Demon Dog?
Them: you mean the OG that’s grid verified? He’s busy banning someone right now
Them: you mean the OG that’s grid verified? He’s busy banning someone right now
by TheRealReptar April 13, 2022

by MAN DOGE February 27, 2017

Harold the Dog is a therapy dog that served 3 years at Brawley Union High School. Along with his service at BUHS, he has also gone on to lead rescue units for the red cross in war torn group chats from chat to chat. Harold is real.
by Demarionkardashian June 21, 2022
