Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

Sialis Cock

When you take sialis and cock gets so hard that your suck back and 20 years younger

Buddy: yo i took some sialis and i my skin went slurp sucked the soul right outta my but i tell yeah i was hung like a horse for many hours

(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back

by Dick dander September 20, 2020

Cock

Another word for penis

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023

soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around

John is a complete dirt cock

by Dirt cock March 2, 2017