face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect
He gave me the fattest face plant
by 25pilots December 31, 2021
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slap-face

When a man and women slap their faces together and make out.
Tiffany sat in the back of the movie theatre to slap-face with Nathan.
by slapman9 March 10, 2022
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face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.
there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.
by brimith June 14, 2007
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minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."
by SarahADowney March 30, 2021
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Face Spoofing

Exploiting the facebook check-in status while simultaneously clogging up members News Feed page with fictional or non fictional places that you may or may not be at.
Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.
by amfr April 20, 2011
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Musician Fish Face

MFF — for short. Used to describe a musician’s face when practicing or playing, looks much like a fish.🐟

Void of facial expressions when ultra concentrated. Can be cured with by relaxing and actually having fun with the piece instead of being scared to make a mistake every measure.
Dude, James has a such a musician fish face. He must be nervous.
by illBbach December 03, 2024
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Jack face

A face you make while takeing a picture that makes you look really mad and uncomfterbal
by Dydbdu February 20, 2021
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