Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

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Cock Engulfer

Insult to describe someone who's addicted to cocksucking. Also an insult for someone that acts in a submissive way, basically kissing ass so hard they might as well be inhaling it. This is for that person who's desperate to please, willing to do anything (even the dumbest shit) just to get on someone’s good side.

Mary is such a cock engulfer... She's always slutting around in search for a cock to engulf herself in.

Dave will do anything for a promotion—he's such a cock engulfer for the boss.

by snipazz November 21, 2024

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Cock

Also called a rooster, also known as a cockerel or cock, is a male gallinaceous bird, with cockerel being younger and rooster being an adult male chicken.

Wow look at that big cock. OMG!

by indiankid6969 December 2, 2020

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Cock Slap

When giving fellatio, the one who’s genitalia is being pleasured, pulls their penis out of the persons mouth and hits them across the face. This is done to add affect to climax, be degrading during sexual punishment.

I cock slapped her because she deserved it.

by Thedoggo October 8, 2018

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