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by suck ur mundaa February 22, 2021

The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

by innocentexile June 14, 2016

Hot wash

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.

"This girl was giving me head last night and I ended up getting a hot wash from her!"

by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022

Ice cream hot

When a woman is a 6 on the hot scale. She starts work at an ice cream plant making her a 10 thus being "ice cream hot".

You see the new hire we got? Yeah bro, she's definitely ice cream hot.

by Cream of ice April 6, 2024

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.

Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!

by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021

Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.

"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025