National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023
National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023
Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 06, 2021
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by Heart zzz April 24, 2023
On national chros day you have to give your friend named chros a ps4 controller and mlb 21 and a level 1000 trichikantops
by Furrys are gay 69 September 12, 2021
National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022