Cherry Syndrome

A mental state which someone becomes deeply infatuated with the person who they lost their virginity to. Most applicable to teenagers.

"Kelly's been clinging to Gary like crazy since the party 2 weeks ago."
"Obvious cherry syndrome. She's got it bad"

by DickConnoissuer October 17, 2019

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

Gratitourette Syndrome

Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.

I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.

by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019

nude syndrome

The person with this disease needs nudes from partner or the will die

Babe the doctor said I have Nude syndrome!
Ok, I’ll send some and videos right now.

Thank you are a life saver. I love you!

by Dr. G Johnson October 24, 2019

broken neck syndrome

A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them

The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority

by Bigsigpig12 October 25, 2019

Kriss Syndrome

Kriss Syndrome is then your called and ask too hang out and say You will be ther in 5. Than come after 45 min

Boy 1: He said he’ll be here in five
Boy 2: Oh yeah he has Kriss syndrome

by Gormur12 October 30, 2019

Stockholm Syndrome

A fear when one becomes lost in the middle of Ikea.

I was stuck in the bedding section of Ikea and forgot which way I came in. Stockholm syndrome came in to full effect because of this dilemma.

by LJH24ZERO2 October 31, 2019