National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.

Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here

by kalythebanana March 8, 2023

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.

"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."

by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018

National Hoodie Week

A whole week where you wear a hoodie everyday

Brendon: Don’t forget tomorrow starts national hoodie week
Robbie: Oh yeah! I finally have a use for all my hoodies!

by S0ftie April 20, 2021

National Nude Day.

Every girl needs to strip naked when asked.

Yo Girl, strip down its NATIONAL NUDE DAY.

by SANTA MOFOS April 11, 2019

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.

Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018