Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
by Oakridge October 21, 2021

October 16, is National Boss Day, the one day out the year where you call the shots and Boss Up, where you mature in all areas in life, And continue to make Bigger Boss Moves! A celebration for every person who is the CEO or Boss of their life !
by Jimmie2Tymes October 16, 2019

Oh Wow! Look at everyone using Mayochup. I totally forgot that October 2nd is National Mayochup Day.
by meermeerkat September 26, 2020

National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?
?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy
?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?
?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy
?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾
by theefendibarbie March 21, 2023

by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019

by nigganigga May 22, 2024

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!
Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
