This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
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Woman: Melanie got Dizzy Broad Syndrome, she's still complaining about being single, but a guy last night walked up to her at the club and asked her for her number.
Example 2:
Man: My girl keeps asking for us to build trust but she still goes through my email and texts
Example 3:
30yr old Woman: I'm a Queen and a Boss Chick I deserve to treated as such!
Leaves her parents house & gets on the bus to go to her job a McDonald's
Example 2:
Man: My girl keeps asking for us to build trust but she still goes through my email and texts
Example 3:
30yr old Woman: I'm a Queen and a Boss Chick I deserve to treated as such!
Leaves her parents house & gets on the bus to go to her job a McDonald's
by DMAN est. since 1997 November 28, 2021
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symptoms : typing 'ikr' as 'kit', typing 'kit' as 'xan' , etc.
symptoms : typing 'ikr' as 'kit', typing 'kit' as 'xan' , etc.
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Get the ackerman syndrome mug.When a girl who is told or given the impression that she is more attractive than she actually is and thinks that she owns the word and acts like she is above the average person; a mix between a pick me and a cunt
Girl: Gtfo of my face you freak
Guy: She’s a 6 at best but thinks she’s a 9 because of all those thirsty fucks sucking at her toes, classic case of hot girl syndrome
Guy: She’s a 6 at best but thinks she’s a 9 because of all those thirsty fucks sucking at her toes, classic case of hot girl syndrome
by Someone smarter than you December 5, 2021
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Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).
If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.
Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).
If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.
Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?
Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019
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Ooo girl, please . Canberra juice is only two dollars at the store .
Ooo girl, please . Canberra juice is only two dollars at the store .
by Vinnyismyman❤️ October 16, 2019
Get the S.F syndrome mug.When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.
"Check the cable?"
"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."
"Check it anyway."
"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."
"Check it anyway."
"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
by jj_702 October 17, 2019
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