Sex

Shoving your dick and cuming in the computer box because you forgot about women.

Shit Nathan tried to have sex he shoved his dick in it again!

by Rino65vc February 8, 2024

Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

SEX

why are you looking this up?

your never gonna get sex if you are that

by yummyice April 26, 2024

Sex

When u shove ur dick into someone’s pussy cuz it makes u feel silly and u want to jiggle everywhere. U also squeeze her boobs and suck her tits cuz that milk is premium.

I had sex with her.

by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023

Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

sex

What your parents did to make you

Hey! Let's have sex and make baby.

by BallKicker882 June 11, 2022

Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.

Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.

by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021