squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 3, 2011

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

Face to Pan

The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...

That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!

by meowkittyyyyyyyy August 23, 2011

Oh no face

The look of surprise a girl makes when a guy "accidently" puts his penis into her bum. Usually performed in the doggy style position.

Girl: Gasp! *makes the oh no face*
Boy: Heh heh, whoops, wrong hole

by br0wnl!pp3dan0n February 25, 2011

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

naval face

When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.

He's got a case of the 'naval face'.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020