Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

cock ranger

a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.

Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

Jordan Pugh

by Micknq February 11, 2012

Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

by Clevering May 22, 2018

Corona cock

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.

Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?

by Eyescunt June 15, 2020

cock

A male sex organ, can be used in a derogatory sense or as banter

“Finlay, you absolute cock, always strutting around like you own the place—love you really, but you’re still a muppet!”

by Bisexual since 2011 March 3, 2025

Cock

The fucking male chicken

Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...

by A cultured person March 12, 2019

cock ball

retard speech, something that is said by brainless autists in order to always say something

Tim keeps saying “cock ball” I think he has brain damage..

by Lampstew December 27, 2021