sexiest man alive

A word created to define James Hetfield of Metallica. It was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct, so was assigned to him by numerous Metallica fans...mainly female ones.

1. James Hetfield is blatantly the sexiest man alive.

2. "Who is the sexiest man alive...James Hetfield, you say?"

...etc

by hetfield-for-prez April 11, 2004

four man scramble

Putting your penis in a golf ball cleaner while three friends watch.

After hitting the gay club, we all went to the golf course for a four man scramble.

by Taquanka LaQueefa Jones July 25, 2006

clean up man

Man who takes care of another man's woman sexually when said man can't

Willie D is the clean up, he'll take your girlfriend off ya hands

by Ptess April 1, 2003

special k-man

The guy in prison with the most "kooch"-like butt-hole. He is the most prized of all the inmates.

I'm about to spend a little time with the special k-man, you know what I'm sayin?

by Dirty Joe McGee October 18, 2009

high-value man

also ‘high-value male’
a term that single, bitter men who hate women because they struggle to attract them and single women who kiss men’s feet because they hate themselves and are dumb use.

it describes an alpha sigma fuck bitches get money but stay classy male who influences the other insecure men around him to act the same so they can bone submissive bimbos and feel better about their lackluster looks and bicurious urges.

popularized by greats such as miss andy tate, kevin samuels’ old ass, and tweedledee & tweedledum from fresh + fit podcast.

used unironically in straight spheres.

girl 1: joe is like so rich from trading stocks and like he’s so hot because he like gets his nails done and his hair cut weekly and also i love when he calls me his dishwasher like he’s so dreamy.

girl 2: omg that’s a high-value man. do anything you can to keep him.

girl 1: yeah like duh like i already am. he’s totes sexy and masculine.

by tonkajahari January 10, 2023

China-man's beard

Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag

Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack

by Glasshoppah April 22, 2011

man boob convention

the secondary response to the question, Tipy Toe? Meaning are we leaving?, but not letting the other people you are with know you had a plan to go if the party, or hang out spot, sucked.

Me and tom were in the pool when he called Tipy toe, it sucked so bad i instantly called MAN BOOB CONVENTION, and we left without prompting anyone.

by Mathew Kiley October 18, 2008