shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Dogs

A term used instead of feet on the internet.

"Get your dogs our of my face."

by qwertyuikjnbvcdsertgh August 18, 2022

Dog rocket

A ciggy, cigarette or smoke

Has anyone got a spare dog rocket (cigarette)?

by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024

Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

big fat dog

a wholesome word fot b###h

this is for becky you big fat dog

by grace_williams_official July 6, 2020

dog water

An uncreative insult to others who are bad at a game and/or made a terrible play. Typically used with the class of 2023 and younger. This is due to the fact that people from 2022 and up lived through the unfiltered chat so the insults were far more creative(This is a general statement, of course, there is some gray area in the date between different people).

You're dog water, imagine losing 7 nil

by Skeltion May 15, 2021

Dog Dancer

An ancient quote used by many to describe clatty bastards throughout the omagh tech community.

For example, shape of thon black leon with a5 rims, 'bit of a dog dancer he is'

by Malachy99 March 25, 2016