Not Talking To Kai Syndrome

u are unable to talk to Kai (me) for a long period of time which results in u being cranky,emotional,distressed, anxious and just flat out depressed. This syndrome will not leave your body untill you send Kai a pic of your Calcium cannons when you get home.

Angeli is going to suffer through Not Talking To Kai Syndrome during that camping trip

by DefinetelyNotKai July 10, 2023

tough guy syndrome

Tough guy syndrome is when a guy who can do almost anything thinks he's infallible all the time and does stupid things thinking he won't get hurt or suffer the consequences. A guy who defines himself as 10 foot tall and bulletproof, man of steel. Cockiness. Its also the guy who is always working on something.

My man would not turn the breaker off when doing electrical work because it doesn't really hurt when you get shocked by 110. Tough guy syndrome is a real thing.

by sassysultrydiva July 11, 2023

death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

he has death grip syndrome

by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

mods member syndrome

The lack of any reading comprehension abilities. The inability to understand basic sentences/phrases. Exhibited primarily by members of the Mathematical Olympiads Discord Server (MODS).

“Hey do you have the solution to potd 420?”
“Oh you mean the dishes? Yeah I just washed them”
“What?”
“Oh sorry mods member syndrome. I read it wrong lol”
“Wait actually now reading your message again, I think ur right! That is a great solution!”
“Oh I see that you’re a fellow MODS member as well :)”

by MODS_Librarian July 14, 2023

Q Up Syndrome

A term used for League of Legends players when they say "queue up," or play another game, when the player(s) is not mentally, emotionally, and/or financially stable. This act promotes both sadistic and masochistic characteristics to themselves that they are aware but ignorant of because LP addiction is more powerful than society. This condition is chronic and could lead to brain damage.

"I can't take it anymore... I'm going to Q up... ARUGHHHHH," Yerpyyy said.
"Yeah you have stage 4 and Q up syndrome," Mars replied.

by Yerpyyy July 14, 2023

Brawlhalla Syndrome

A condition in which a player with no money will be bad at every game they play, with the one exception being Brawlhalla. No matter how much you play the game, no matter your skill level, you will always be SMOKED by said player.

Person 1: You're the most ass Bödvar I've ever had the displeasure of playing against.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.

by zoopboi July 15, 2023