Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta May 31, 2012
Get the Pulling the Tard Card mug.

Pulling a Yann.

Basically when you show the dude your talking to, to your friend group and you have that one friend that wants to pull a Sid the Science Kid and go experimenting with the same dude you showed earlier.
by D-yann November 21, 2021
Get the Pulling a Yann. mug.

Pulling a Justin

To stand someone up or intentionally ignore them or not respond to your texts or calls.
She’s pulling a Justin on me by not responding to my texts after she said she’d keep in touch.
by Gen Z Baby January 11, 2024
Get the Pulling a Justin mug.

Pulling a Justin

To back out or not show up with little or no heads up.
She was pulling a Justin by not coming to work without calling out.
by Gen Z Baby October 12, 2022
Get the Pulling a Justin mug.

Pulling a Justin

Not showing up or backing out at the last minute.
Is she going to actually come or is she Pulling a Justin?
by Gen Z Baby October 22, 2022
Get the Pulling a Justin mug.

Pulling a Justin

When you’re in COD and you get carried by your teammates but say you contributed because you did a lot of damage.
Hey can you get some kills, you’re pulling a Justin
by SonOfKnut March 13, 2024
Get the Pulling a Justin mug.

Pulling a justin

When a kid from st Thomas Ontario needs a payment plan on a 2 grand truck. Only to never pay it off and threaten anyone who calls him out
“My buddy bought a car but he never payed it off”

“Oh he pulling a justin
by Thatslow4.0 October 10, 2022
Get the Pulling a justin mug.