Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.

“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

by ifartedanddoodoocameout April 25, 2022

North Harford High school

the ass of the ass of maryland. Nickname: Duck farmers. Too poor too afford drugs, so that is their nickname. Contains such organizations as the Future Farmers of America. Any student that goes there is recommend for fscking and taring.

I hate John Carroll! They've got better cars, better drugs, fuck, they've got everything we don't! Well, at least they've got the stuff that'll get you places in life.

by TT March 20, 2005

Delaware Valley Regional High School

High School in central NJ. Main activities include wrasslin', football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, girl's field hockey, chanting "USA! USA!" at the visiting team from Plainfield for being largely Latino during a home soccer game, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking Lil' Wayne is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, ripping the stupid freshmen, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?

I created a definition for Delaware Valley Regional High School on Urbandictionary.com

Will this make the girls there like me any better?

by Cartman's Undescended Testicle January 10, 2012

Loyola High School, Los Angeles

One of the most renowned high schools in all of California. One who attends this magnificent school of hierarchy is, but not limited to; a stud, baller, money maker, genius, or any other positively denoted expression/saying. As with any prodigious school that exists, it is agitated and belittled by schools with not nearly as much dexterity. St. Francis in particular is compared to Loyola as, if not, the greatest single sex school in California, which in return is most bothersome. As many of you know, St. Francis did indeed defeat Loyola in football a few years ago; As you also may know, Loyola was mutilating St. Francis in football for roughly 30 years. Yes St. Francis, you did prevail over us, however this should not result in getting a broner and jizzing profusely all over your La Canada terrain with your gaunt FSHA girls. Certainly, this one definition cannot and will not contain everything that is abundant to this vast academic and athletic institution.

Loyola High School, Los Angeles in 2011 was ranked #1 in athletics for an all boys school in the nation by ESPN Rise.

Singlehandedly, Loyola’s cross country team has been ranked in the nation for the past 13 years. (As of 2011)

by jomama217 July 30, 2011

John Marshall Fundamental High School

A school in Pasadena, CA that has many hot hispanic girls. This school also has many emos and wannabe gangsters.

John Marshall Fundamental High School has many false claimers.

by Guccibeltnigga782 September 2, 2023

Miami Palmetto Senior High School

Palmetto is the school that all the kids who only got into their home school go to. There are kids from all around Miami driving to Palmetto because no one wants to go to Killian. There are also a lot of ex private school kids because they have given up on their studies. The school unfortunately does not have bathrooms, but Juul rooms. The upstairs halls smell bad. Lunch is not terrible. They sell bagels and candy and sometimes sell Papa Johns pizza after school. Clubs and sports is the way to go at this school to be involved. (You'll make tons of friends and go on field trips)

" Someone stole my air pods at school"
" Oh you go to Miami Palmetto Senior High School?"

by Chase Hudson July 4, 2019

High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk

The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.

Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?

by VanderKamelHeathen August 27, 2021