two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.

You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!

by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018

report-face

The appearance of one's face during extended periods of report-writing. Most heavily associated with Microsoft Excel and corporate monomania. Usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.

Hi Shane. Damn, you've got serious report-face going on there.

-Yah, I've had to reclassify my Primary Action Items three times already today. It sucks.

by CCRP October 18, 2008

Success Face

Commonly seen in porn - The face a woman makes after successfully deepthroating the entire cock she's sucking. The larger the cock. The more successful she feels.

She just throated the whole thing. Watch her success face after she releases.

by quicksterdnb July 20, 2017

Double Faced Entendre

“Somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angle, and another side being a devil”
-Olivier Tree

I'm a goner, I lost her
Like why the hell you wanna
Play me that way, you're bad babe
You double faced entendre

by Olivertree123 June 25, 2021

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

Gay face

Noun: A person or a thing that has a particular shape in their face that makes them look gay ( even if they’re not).
Adjective: Describing someone who has the gay face.

Noun: See that guy over there? He definitely has the gay face.
Adjective: Grandpa, a calm, gentle and gay face man, went walking about an hour ago.

by We are all gonna die March 19, 2023

Face Prank

Making a funny face when you answer a video call such as Facetime or Skype. This usually results in a great laugh when the call is answered

Ricky makes a Facetime call to K-Dogg. Just before the call is answered he makes a funny face which he can see in his front camera. When K-Dogg answers he sees his wacky face and laughs.

You've just been Face Pranked!

by Schmidlapp84,K-Dogg,LCPL Ricky January 10, 2013