Zach Dias

A Zach Dias is a new generation of correctional officer. A kind of guy that gets under the supervisors desk and could clean the chrome on a trailer hitch. The guy who has a child molester mustache because he does not have the testosterone to grow a real one. A little cocky shit that thinks he know everything yet knows nothing because he has no life experience.

Joe needs to cut ties with that Zach Dias he is a cancer on this facility.

by Richard McStuffins November 1, 2025

zached

to rape and sexually assault a femail

omg he just zached her

by jackfis h November 3, 2025

Zach is cool

you say it when you remember that Zach is cool
if you dont capitalise the word "Zach" it is considered to be a racial slur.

# example 1
person 1: DUDE I JUST REALISED Zach is cool
person 2: Dude Zach is cool

# example 2
person 1: DUDE I JUST REALISED zach is cool
person 2: Dude kill yourself

by Zachiscool :) February 19, 2025

Zach

dumbass
Really terrible DM

LOVEs children
He needs to grow a pair.
Will always be friendzoned. Has NO luck with women.
Small penis

P1: you remind me of Zach
P2: kills themselves

by No1ZachHater March 10, 2025

Zach smith

Indulging in a cocaine

Do you fancy a line of zach smith (sniff)

by JHawks March 24, 2025

Zach

A Zach is usually a sexy man with a sexy soul. He can get possessive towards someone he loves and also make them feel like the most important person on earth. He loves to have sex with hot women and uses every single body part capable of penetration. But his other talents and personality overshadow his bed skills. If you see a Zach, value him with all your heart.

Get Zach'd on you fucking pussy.

by itsyaboizac November 22, 2021

Zach

Loser

Zach is a loser

by Butwholesurfer November 23, 2021