by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017
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by GabePriest January 22, 2018
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Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018
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by Huntoar April 21, 2017
Get the cutting the wood mug.by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021
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