Ryan

A vsco girl.

Ryan: And I oop! Sksksksksksksksksksk

by HeheSksK October 5, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the most unfunny human being on this planet. His mother is possibly the hottest, lumpiest women on this planet. I can’t stop reminiscing about pounding her with my 15 in ding dong.

You see that Ryan over there

Yeah why
I’m just sayin he must have the sexiest mom

by Liam Sullivan April 27, 2020

Ryan

There are only 2 types of Ryan in the world...
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell

1. Do we have to invite Ryan
2. Ryan ODed

by Yakboi777 June 27, 2018

Ryan

Fucking fag who thinks he's cool but is really a six year old little boy. Harold lookin ass, PBS chill motherfucker. Cracker ass looking motherfucker, lying mofo. Thinks he can throw shade but can't even hit puberty.

Bro 1: "hey bro I'm going to play with a girls emotions and feelings then lie to her friends!"

Bro 2: "I wouldn't man you'll be pulling a Ryan"

Bro 1: shit you right

by Ty_your_shoes November 21, 2016

Ryan

A snitch

Oh shit it’s a Ryan

by Roahcegiah October 29, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a stupid White Boy who cant keep secrets, he's never vros before hoes cuz he a little chick bitch. Dont worry girls if you don't like choking he is the man because his penis is very small.

Chloe: Oh you know that ryan kid
Susan: yeah
Chloe: he is so dumb and has a small penis because he is a Chick bitch.

by Johhny huge cock:/: USA,usa, u June 3, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a awesome guy. He is smart funny and loves partying.

he is cool ryan

by dwebhfhebhevbchevchevhjchvchhd May 3, 2018