The Beard is a Lie

Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.

Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.

Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...

Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.

Guy: No thanks. *walks away*

by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011

vent beard

A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.

John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.

by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008

mr beard

mr beard is the very alive beard that grows on pauls face

hello mr beard how is pauls face today

by hoozie woozie woo March 19, 2008

Beard Wrestling

When two bearded men french kiss.

"I like to watch bear porn for all the beard wrestling."

"My boyfriend and I grew beards so we could beard wrestle."

by Phoequinox November 16, 2012

Unlockable Beards

Exceptionally good, or necessary.

Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!

by David divad June 22, 2010

Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014

bearded clam

Hairy vagina

Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam

by l14msn April 8, 2015