vent beard

A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.

John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.

by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008

Beard Wrestling

When two bearded men french kiss.

"I like to watch bear porn for all the beard wrestling."

"My boyfriend and I grew beards so we could beard wrestle."

by Phoequinox November 16, 2012

Beard Juice

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.

Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.

by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

The Beard is a Lie

Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.

Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.

Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...

Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.

Guy: No thanks. *walks away*

by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011

Bearded men

A man with a beard or someone who likes men!! Mostly by the name of Dalton who has a large crush on a man named Vladamir Pudin.

Dalton has a full grown beard at 13, this means he is very gay. Bearded men are very gay.

by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022

bearded triangle

a fluffy minge

yo momma's got a bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009

Sack Beard

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.

Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.

by Daggermouth July 8, 2010