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Wanker

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!
by disturbation April 29, 2021
mugGet the Wankermug.

Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult
Why would you do that you piss wanker!?
by Baggimac October 5, 2023
mugGet the Piss wankermug.

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.
"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"
by TheHammockMan July 4, 2016
mugGet the wallet wankermug.

Wanker

by Lolskeys August 27, 2018
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wanker

Alisha meant wanker in a good way
by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off
stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.
by adam is so great November 7, 2003
mugGet the Wankermug.

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground
LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker
by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022
mugGet the Wool Wankermug.

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