by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.
wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath
by tidyyourdick June 4, 2017

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.
by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017
