The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

Sour Vampire

Any individual who drinks Menstrual Blood

That Sour Vampire love's period blood

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.

Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die

by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009