Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

by SMGxGOD May 26, 2018

“Orange mc twisty mc twist”
The one person in Iballistic squids comment section with the randomest name ever
Shout out to Orange mc twisty mc twist
Every time u say “ orange mc twisty mc twist” stampy will spin around in a circle and say
“Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist”
Try it next time he’s live 😉
Btw if ur confused this is from iballistic squids YouTube channel
“Mincraft Xbox - Island Of Eden - Orange Mctwisty Mctwist! (9)” :)
The one person in Iballistic squids comment section with the randomest name ever
Shout out to Orange mc twisty mc twist
Every time u say “ orange mc twisty mc twist” stampy will spin around in a circle and say
“Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist”
Try it next time he’s live 😉
Btw if ur confused this is from iballistic squids YouTube channel
“Mincraft Xbox - Island Of Eden - Orange Mctwisty Mctwist! (9)” :)
“Orange Mc twisty Mc Twist, I see you watching this Videoooo”
“Hey stampy”
“What?”
“Orange mc twisty mc twist”
* stampy spinning around*
“Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist”
Your welcome stampy and squid fans 😌
“Hey stampy”
“What?”
“Orange mc twisty mc twist”
* stampy spinning around*
“Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist,
Orange mc twisty mc twist”
Your welcome stampy and squid fans 😌
by Madman Max March 4, 2022

This act involves doing a combination of drugsa upper followed by downer or vice versa example doing methfollowed by heroin.
by shooter makk August 12, 2019

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011

When a female take something a man says and twists its into something completely different from what he had originally said.
Woman- what dress looks better?
Man- i like that one it complements your figure.
Woman- are you trying to say ill look fat in the other one!
Man- you know I didn’t say that don’t girl twist it now.
Man- i like that one it complements your figure.
Woman- are you trying to say ill look fat in the other one!
Man- you know I didn’t say that don’t girl twist it now.
by Driftnutt May 27, 2021

by Surfer Brooo April 13, 2023
