Codeword Turtle

When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.

Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.

by Frankenpube November 15, 2009

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

Turtle toes

Someone who has gross looking feet.

"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"

by Embaabe September 24, 2015

Turtle Dove

When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.

Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!

by Batdaddy903 December 18, 2021

Mine Turtle

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.

Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!

by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017

ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle

Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure

by Nugs92 June 13, 2018

turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.

"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."

by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007