inch trick

The act of adding inches to one’s height or one’s dick size, by subtracting the same amount of inches from the other.

John: Hey Thomas, what would be your inch trick?

Thomas: I would add an inch to my dick and subtract an inch from my height.

by StuckInAMeatGrinder May 12, 2020

2 track

Any path with 2 tire tracks leading into the woods / fields

I drove my truck on the 2 track on Mrs Smith prooerty

by Shan o mac October 13, 2021

electronic laugh track

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc

"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"

by Ian's friend November 1, 2009

holey hat trick

Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.

How did it go with that girl last night?

I pulled the holey hat trick!

by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014

World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

Dallas hat trick

When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News

Darlene doesn't hang out anymore, not since she scored that Dallas Hat Trick.

by Theamazingkodi March 27, 2015

Boston Hat Trick

When a car, a bike and a pedestrian collide...and everyone is in the wrong.

That was a wicked Boston Hat Trick on Boylston that fucked up traffic for hours.

by Kyle the Wordsmith October 2, 2016