A man with a massive cock
by Notthmmy September 14, 2023
Get the Tommy Runco mug.This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.
Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same
by projectile pooping November 23, 2021
Get the tommy mug.Tommy is a really lovely person they can be a bit temperamental but only because they have experienced a big trauma in their lives.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.
by Mangos136 April 12, 2022
Get the Tommy mug.by Tommieess February 9, 2020
Get the Do the tommie mug.Tommy is breathtaking. He is super smooth and will give you butterflies. Tommy has dazzling eyes and a charm that will make you drool. With quick wit and a pearly white smile he will have you laughing in no time. Tommy also has magnificent locks that look straight out of an advert. It would be no surprise if Tommy was scouted for a modelling agency. He also has a super huge cock that will make you cum like a fire truck. And if he wasnt already a 10/10, he is also the sweetest boy you will ever meet, with a kind heart and an inquisitive mind, heartwarming smile and calming presence. Once you got him you'll never wanna let him go :)
The perfect man is tommy
by lickclit April 3, 2022
Get the Tommy mug.That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012
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