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Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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Sal steamer

Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.
My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.
by Zarkzad November 1, 2024
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Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
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Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.
John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.
by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019
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Accrington Steamer

Blind fold a woman and crap between her breasts.
Used as a chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here when the bar closes how about we go for an Accrington Steamer.
by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024
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Josh steamer

A raw lamb that's been dipped in butter

Also applicable: Joshua steamer
Person 1: "Want a Josh steamer?"
Person 2: "what the fuck is a josh steamer"
by bingula May 29, 2025
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