Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

Retard Vibes

Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.

Friend: What are you doing bah?

Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?

Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.

Friend: Ok, I get you know.

Retard Vibes Definition

by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid

Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020

retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

lil retard

the older brother of lil weirdo and equally as fucking retarded

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?

by bjfg January 7, 2020