Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 5, 2019

Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

Dingo Puff

A person who is willing to take care of a person named by the name "Dingo" (A.K.A. Matěj Kroužil) without any gain whatsover and doing it only for care and love. His/her actions are pure and without a goal to earn anything from him and even willing to refuse for the greater good, to expose the real sight of the person he/she cares about.

You are my Dingo Puff, B.

by Dingo_Lingo_Bingo August 12, 2019

Puff Fluff

When a woman gives a man a hand job while eating a bag of cheese puffs and then she sucks all the cheese dust off of his penis.

I was watching NetFlix with my girlfriend when she puff fluffed me. Her kisses tasted like dick cheese the rest of the night.

by Casu-Al September 26, 2019

puff duff

When you have too much fun (read: alcohol) and you're lame the next day and stay in bed and not participate in vacation activities.

In Jamaica, Jim partied too hard and the next day stayed in and was a total puff duff.

by CurtisCam1 April 19, 2018

Cadbury cream puff

When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.

Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes

by Chucknusket April 17, 2017

puff god

the man with the best dope and smokes alot

man my plug the puff god bro

by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017