Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not
by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019
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Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game
Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.
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the here and now

are you gonna give me $180m rock in the here and now to save the psychiatrists reputation mom?
by Cody5050 November 30, 2020
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drawer was aroused to ur mums trans dog. They shared a colon and it was available for sucking.
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GO CHAL ROOM NOW YOU GROUNDEAD
by crunchy jemimah June 07, 2023
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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