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Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.
I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.
by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022
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Football

1.
any of various forms of team game involving kicking (and in some cases also handling) a ball, in particular (in the UK) soccer or (in the US) American football.
"a football club"
Football okayp
by Hey Jonny bye j have you July 4, 2022
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football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
by Urgirlbeetie February 1, 2022
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Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.
OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.
by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017
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Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!
by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023
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table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
by misf3re November 22, 2021
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Friday Football

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow
by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021
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