by mmcarp February 10, 2024
Get the driver daddy mug.A relatively new driver, who seems to believe they're owed everything in life, who demands respect and gratitude despite their own distasteful ways towards life and others, while driving a vehicle associated with chavs and pedophiles.
by DerrrrekBwrannnin December 2, 2023
Get the Corsa driver mug.Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
Get the Mazda 2 Driver mug.A weird bloke who drives up and has a gun under his right pocket, also being overweight he smells like buttcheek on a .
He's probably going to rob you at some point down the road, he also whispers about allah and rake-bar but your not sure what the last word is.
He's probably going to rob you at some point down the road, he also whispers about allah and rake-bar but your not sure what the last word is.
by awasomeranger September 26, 2019
Get the Arabic taxi driver mug.The sort of generosity that occurs when a person has just gotten his/her driver's license. This usually results in the driver wanting to pick up his/her friends all the time.
"So, how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"Don't worry, Kyle is suffering from major New Driver Generosity at the moment!"
"Don't worry, Kyle is suffering from major New Driver Generosity at the moment!"
by RSN37 November 4, 2012
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Get the SUV Driver mug.Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.
by mattador80 June 2, 2016
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