Tax

Invited by a type of animal called a “human”, “tax” is the the daily fee of living a good life in the human realm. The first known tax was created in Ancient Egypt, a type of human civilization with big structures known as “pyramids”. Before that, the humans lived in peace; contrasting to today, where humans have things called “wars” and lazy people known as “Donald Trumps” who refuse to pay these “taxes”.

“I don’t want to pay my taxes!”

by laser_fox January 17, 2023

Tax

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences

I’m gonna tax you at basketball.

by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 24, 2020

Tax

The most annoy est mandatory purchase you make every month, and if you dont, you go to jail >:)

UGHHH I have to pay my taxes.

by ඞ Swift ඞ December 08, 2020

Tax

Tax is a person who holds a mcyt collab
Tax is also a person who has lots of swaggy

Tax also likes Genshin

"Tax is swag"
"Tax is like your mcyt collab can I audition??"

by Duckytheducc April 23, 2021

Tax

(verb) to charge someone extra in order to make a flip. typically used as drug and trapping lingo.

I had to tax him on that dub or else I wouldn't of made a profit.

by MrCoronaEnthusiastVirus April 10, 2020

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 29, 2024

Tax

Something Trumpies don’t pay.

“C’mon Sticky, we’re Republicans, we don’t pay taxes”

-Penny Proud

by ThisHuman November 25, 2021