Stoner

A useless member of society that smokes marjuana on a daily baisis. They don't like it when you look down on them because they think they are actually worth something. In reality all they do is go home in thier studio apartment (or freeloading off an unfortunate Roomate) smoke a joint, then do a podcast. activities of a stoner involve giggling uncontrollably, Liquiding (Strange arm movements, probably a mating call), Listening to dubstep, and eating what ever munchies thier roommate has to offer. Stoners can habitually be seen at bong stores, outside 7-11, under bridges, ect.

Steriod Monkey1:Hey! see you see those stoners over there?

Steriod Monkey2: Oh yeah!

Both SM1 and SM2: STONER BASHING TIME

by Yourmothersnewboyfriend March 3, 2011

Stoner

Same thing as a pothead; A person who smokes marijauna

The people hanging out in the park smoking weed are stoners

by Disgruntled Winnipeger September 5, 2005

stoner

Someone who partakes in the consumption of marijuana in order to bring about a euphoric high. They generally hold a carefree attitude towards life and are pretty much apathetic towards everything besides the quality of their drug. A stoner can be found living in the cluttered basement of their parents, even after the age of 18. These people tend to be extremely lazy and lack the motivation to complete common tasks such as getting a job or washing their clothes. As a result, these people are more inclined to be dirty modern-day hippies. Stoners claim to have a greater appreciation for the arts but this is actually just the marijuana affecting the auditory and visual receptors in the brain. Holding a constructive conversation with a stoner is virtually impossible due to the fact that their short-term memory is faded or they are constantly day-dreaming. These creatures are generally passive but may turn aggressive if their marijuana or pipe is in jeopardy.

I would maybe bang that girl if she wasn't such a dirty stoner.

by CMcNasty April 24, 2005

stoner dick

like whisky dick, but the stoner equivalent. when a guy can't get it up because he's too high or just smokes too much.

"I was just steamrollin' hit after hit with the cute stoner chick but when we tried to fuck, I had stoner dick" said the lonely weed dealer

by giant purple anteater December 26, 2011

Stokerage

When one is extremely happy, or likes something, ie stoked.
Some form of stoked.

"Whoa man, i'm so stoked i hooked that chick, she is FINE."

by Stevo September 10, 2003

stonerholic

One who is a stoner as well as an alcoholic.

I am a stonerholic because i enjoy smoking bud n getting drunk!

by jami34u May 9, 2008

Stoner's Delight

A McChicken and a McDouble put into one, respectively with the McChicken in between the two patties.

"Dude I just watched Narnia and this kid had Turkish delight"
"Screw that man let's go to the magical land of McDonalds and get some Stoner's Delights!!!"
"sounds like an orgasm in your mouth"
"it is"

by SmokeyMcPot42069 February 24, 2009