piece of shit

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Doug?"
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by JadedSilverPrincess March 26, 2017

shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.

I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.

by shitman October 1, 2006

shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck

Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.

by gilbo95 March 8, 2008

shit is goin' down

What you say when you know something big and bad is happening.

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is goin' down!

by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008

shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009